Friday, March 25th

Every now and then I am forced to amend material on my website (take
off ugly pictures, delete suggestive comments). I don't want to be mean, this
site is not made to make fun of people (well, maybe a little bit, but only at
their discretion).
So I have a solution: CHECK MY SITE OFTEN. That way,
you will see the pictures and comments before I get emails and phone calls to
delete them.
Thursday, March 24th
Hanging out in Mike's dorm.

` ` ` `
To no one's interest, Mike wonders what to wear to an
interview, and settles on a shirt from the laundry basket.
` ` ` `
And later, George and I take a cab ride to Dojo's for
dinner.

Wednesday, March
23rd
Ok, so I shouldn't have gone out at all. I have a thesis due soon, as
well as much more- papers, presentations, work... But I thought I'd go play one
game, and I ended up playing until after 1 AM, when I finally lost to this girl,
Leah. But I'm still happy. I beat William, Ronnie, George, AJ, and Kyle, in one
night. My game with William was the best; I almost ran the table. I played very
well. I should've lost to George, and maybe to Kyle, but it's their fault if
they decide to get all fancy with their unnecessary bank shots. I'm sure George
was just being nice though, and didn't really want the table. And with Kyle, I
banked the 8-ball myself. And I'm very happy that I beat Ronnie. I know that if
I say something to him, he will say either that he wasn't really trying or that
he didn't know we were playing league rules (I played a good safety on him), but
I think I deserved to beat him...with the coaches from George, of course =)
Monday, March 21st
I found a 24 friend =)

Sunday, March 20th
Went to see Butusov of former Nautilus
Pompilius (with ex-Kino guitarist Kasparyan) at South Paw in Brooklyn.
Pics and clips from the concert are in the music section of this
site (TAKE
ME THERE).
We waited after the concert and I got a photo of me and Butusov!!!
So awesome. This is sooo replacing the former ass pic of the week.

Saturday, March 19th
Went to Brooklyn. Hung out
with grandma. Played some piano. Played some pool. Then went bar-hopping with
friends.
  
   
  
I love my cat.
~
First
stop, some metal club, hosting a MySpace metal night.

Unfortunately some minors (ahem, Andrew) tagged along, so we
went to Commonwealth.
Kevin
David
Leon
Shapel
Andrew
It's a shame, she seemed
quite nice.
The bathroom had some
funny signs and unique graffiti.

~
Second stop, some small family bar. I went in for the pool
table. I needed my fix.
~
When I
went back to the bar, my friends were gone.
So I went searching around and found them at the metal bar.

~
Fourth
stop, Royale.
Shapel finally fit in.


Some
people pay over $100 (and that's after 70% off) for a shirt with stickers
all over it. Hmmm.
More
signs in the bar.
~
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Burger King, the final
stop.
"Mmmmm, can't end the night
without those chicken tenders!"

Friday, March 18th
Post-Maryland.
Stop 1: Cafe Wha?

Oh man, what crazy prices... $10 cover charge
plus one drink minimum. I passed by it all the time and had no idea.
Stop 2: Bleeker St. Bar
Played some pool with Will. Won 2 games, then
he won 3. I'll be back soon for a rematch.
Stop 3: Final Stop: The Edge
I think this was one of the few times I
walked in and thought I might have entered the wrong bar. I didn't know anyone
there. There were men with big furry hats and women with dollar bills on their
shirts. And drunk Bulgarians.
Then I saw Pete, and calmed down a bit. Soon enough the regulars
started showing up.

A drunk Bulgarian.

And, the reason I don't
smile.

Went to Maryland Wednesday through Friday with Anthony and Tori.
Thus, the three dates below are reversed, to prevent presenting the trip in
reverse.
Wednesday, March 16th
Wednesday. We drive to Maryland. Anthony goes to check out University of
Maryland's Law School, I go to find work and relax, Tori...I don't know...
Some famous Delaware
bridge. It's actually two bridges, each being one-way. Very exciting. I must've
slept through it on the way back.
Piles of trash along
the I-95 in Maryland. Or was it Delaware? It's not important.
Baltimore. Lovely. Nice
colors.
Most city skylines look more or less the
same. New York used to have a unique skyline before someone decided to fly a
plane through it. Memphis is pretty unique. They have some huge teepee or
something like that. Dallas is also recognizable. The rest (out of the ones I've
been to) are harder to distinguish.
Home of the Baltimore Ravens. What a weird name, M & T Bank Stadium. Next door
is their Orioles stadium. It actually does look like a bank or something else
but not a stadium from the outside. It's just this big brick building.
Baltimore, like many small cities, is really
into its teams. There are signs all around supporting them. I like that.
Something everyone has in common.
4ish PM
We arrive in Baltimore, rather quickly
and trafficlessly. The city itself, on the other hand, was one big traffic jam.
And the streets are deserted. All the stores close at 4 PM. No people around,
only tourists. And the tourists were all Clay People.
Let me explain: there was a
convention in Baltimore of the NCECA, which
is some national ceramics club, or something of the sort, so all the hotels were
swamped with people from all over the United States who do pottery (kind of like
in that movie Ghost where Demi and Patrick are expressing their sexual feelings
through pottery and then the Ghostbusters come and suck him into their vacuum).
There were 6,000 people! I had no idea so many people were into that stuff, that
there were even nationwide meetings about it. And it turned out that some clay
people were just as surprised as I was.
Anyway,
4ishhhh PM
We go to eat at this nearby cafe.
Almost everything is closed. There's a Chinese food place that's open, but it's
set up such that you can see the kitchen through the window from outside. Hell,
I will never want to see how them Chinese people make that food. That will scar
me for life.
So we go to this cafe. Huge place, no one inside. The
manager comes up to the table to make sure we are enjoying our meal. I am. I
ordered crab soup with tomato and basil. Mmmmm. I'm going to learn to cook that.
Maryland is known for their crabs. That and their harbor.
So next we go to their harbor. The waitress at the
cafe told us that it gets crazy in Baltimore at night. Every night, parties and
fights. The best is watching the girl fights. And that's why the pubs close at 2
AM. Because people are too drunk by then.
So here's the harbor.
    
They're either very trustworthy people, or they are on their own
survival of the fittest mission, because there are no gates or fences separating
land from sea. Good thing it wasn't windy or Anthony might have ended up in that
water.
The rest of the harbor is filled with ESPN Zones, Barnes and
Nobles, and Pizzeria Unos. Very Baltimorean.
7ish
Tori goes back to the hotel. Anthony and I go bar-hunting. We
find a few bars, but they are all empty. The streets are deserted. No lights
shining through the windows. We can hear the electricity of a streetlight. We
walk through the streets of Baltimore in our hoodies and boots. A guy walks by,
doesn't dare look at us. Just looks down, avoiding eye contact, and tries to
swiftly pass by. Why? Because we're the weirdos in this town! We're
walking around looking like we're going to mug someone. People in Maryland are
not like that. I will never be able to walk into a Rite Aid in my slippers in a
town like that.
9ish
Anthony and I play free pool in the hotel lounge. We are
awesome. We own the table.
11ish
The three of us go in search of dinner. All the places are
closed. Anthony and Tori find a Thai restaurant. I figure I can have Thai
anytime in NY, so I go nearby to a bar. The bar has open mic night and 25 cent
buffalo wings every Wednesday. It's packed. I go in and sit at the bar. Make
conversation with the people around me. The guy on my left has a slight Southern
accent. He tells me that Southern is the best accent, that it's the true
American accent. He attends culinary school. The guy on my right is a potter.
That is, he's here for the convention. We argue about smoking laws and other
stuff. He's from Canada. They shouldn't be allowed out of there too often.
12ish and for the rest of the night
I am back at the hotel. Anthony can't sleep with the TV off. I
can't sleep with the TV on. So we spend the night adjusting the volume back and
forth.
Thursday, March 17th
St. Patrick's Day! Quite a day, too.
8 AM
Today, Anthony goes to check out the University of Maryland Law
School, located a few blocks from the hotel. I had set up two interviews in the
University of Maryland myself, not knowing how far it was from the Law School.
Well, the main campus of UM is in College Park, which is in Baltimore County,
about an hour away from Baltimore itself.
But I figure I have time. My first appointment is at 1 PM. So I
walk over to the train station, from which I plan on taking the MARC train
straight to College Park. Across the street is a cafe, where I have my breakfast
(which was also delicious- maybe it's being somewhere else and trying new food,
or maybe it is the food itself, but either way I enjoyed all my meals in
Baltimore).
10:30
I walk over to the MARC station, and find out that the trains
run twice a day, 8:15 AM and 5:15 PM. That's so messed up!! I need to get to
College Park, I have an appointment for a possible job. The cab ride will
cost me "an arm and a leg" (I quote the ticket sales lady). The lady says that
my only option is to go to Penn Station (yes, they have one of those too) and
take a train from there to Washington D.C., and then take the metro from D.C. to
College Park. The trains, she says, run once an hour, 20 minutes to the hour.
The next train I can make is the 11:40 one. If I arrive in D.C. at 12:40, it's a
short metro ride to College Park, so I shouldn't be too late.
11
The lady says that I can take a line train (or whatever they are
called) to Penn Station from here. At first I decide to walk, since I have 40
minutes to kill, and Baltimore is not a big town, but I don't want to risk it,
so I sit and wait for the line train. The ticket lady told me that the line
trains come often, and the ride to Penn Station is 15 minutes.
11:15
A line train comes. But it's not the one I need. I could
hop on it and then walk, but I still trust the lady that they come often, and I
might as well get on the right train, since I'm already waiting anyway.
11:28
My line train comes. I am mad. The train is slower than the
ending of the third Lord of the Rings movie.
11:42
The line train pulls into Penn Station. I dash towards the
ticket booth, but it's too late. The train to D.C. has left. I am so screwed.
The Penn station ticket sales lady tells me that my other option is to take the
business class express train that will leave at 12:09, and will arrive in D.C.
at 12:50. That's my best option. So I pay the $35 extra dollars and wait for the
train.
12:09 PM
No train.
12:10
No train.
Etc...
12:17
The expensive business class express train finally pulls into
Penn station. I get on, and enjoy the 30 minute luxury ride.

12:55
I arrive in D.C., run around in their little station maze
searching for the metro. Red line, wait impatiently, transfer to Green line,
wait impatiently. Get to College Park. Run around looking for a shuttle to the
University Campus. Get to campus, run around looking for the building. Find
building. Run around looking for the lab.
1:35
I am finally here, and I only hope that all that trouble of
getting here shows enough devotion that all my flaws will not brought into
consideration.
2:55
I am at my other appointment. Five minutes early.
3:30
I walk around the campus, looking for a shuttle back to the
metro. I figure I can probably hop on the MARC this time, instead of
circumventing through D.C. again.
The campus really is beautiful. I'd love to be part of a real
college experience. NYU has no campus, no school spirit, no football team. I
must've missed out on a lot. But there's still graduate school. Then I can have
the experience of both worlds.

4:30
I wait for the MARC train. Talk to a lady
from Pittsburg who tells me that she's been to NYC. She starts talking about
some school, and tells me if I know it, the one near the Duncan Donuts. Riiight.
Waiting for
the train, and the cheap ride back.

6:30
After getting lost within the hotel, I finally get in. I haven't
eaten yet. Anthony and Tori had gone driving around, and they found Fells point,
apparently a piece out of the Village. But it's still too early, so I go
downstairs to play some potters in pool.
I end up meeting a few potters. One of them is really good in
pool, so he and I end up playing for two hours.
8:55
The potters say that they are going to some African Dance show,
and that they're going to go drinking afterwards, so they'll call me (they
didn't). I go upstairs, put on some green, and Anthony and I go to Fells Point.
First
we went to a restaurant called Got Crabs?, or something like that. It's a
pretty cool place.
It served cheap green beer and free popcorn, also with
some green sparkles or something like that.
There's Trivial Pursuit, and crayons to write on the table with.
Anthony and I practice writing our names upside down.
Anthony can't write an upside down "N".

Neither of us know our trivia.
Anthony had decided to give up drinking, because he's an idiot,
so I enjoy my chance at cheap beer on the biggest drinking holiday of the year,
and Anthony pretends to enjoy his free water.
Then we go bar hopping. Basically, Fells point is about three
blocks of bars. Not a "piece of the Village" though, unfortunately. Not as many
people outside. First of all, there aren't as many people in general. Second of
all, why go outside if you can smoke inside.
So we go into this place called "Gemini". Looks like a pretty
packed bar. Then we notice there's an upstairs.
I feel like we stepped into a St. Patrick's Day Abercrombie
Commercial party, or something similar. Everyone is wearing green. Everyone is a
college student. It was packed. No one was dancing, everyone was just
drinking and talking and laughing. For a while, there wasn't even music playing.
And the place itself didn't look like a bar. It looked like we walked into
someone's house party. It's like we entered a parallel universe of what could
have been.
Then we went to a few more bars. Talked to some people. I was
getting trashed. Had an Irish car bomb somewhere in the middle of it all, too.
And
Anthony still didn't drink.
Friday, March 18th
9:30 AM
Woke up, thankfully not too hungover. Anthony watched some
Matlock, while I stole all the hotel shampoos and teas and all those other
goodies.
I really just ran out
of what to take pictures of.
12ish
On the road. I'm zoning out. Suddenly, Tori must pee. No
rest areas for miles.

One quarter of a mile later
There's a rest area.
One mile later
Tori wants to finish peeing in a respectable
place. We stop at the next rest area.
It's sad. A good portion of the pictures from this trip are
either of Tori's peeing detour or NYC buildings.

And that was my trip to Maryland. Not very
exciting, I must say. I did talk to a bunch of people, which is a stop up from
my usual shyness. I'm starting to enjoy finding out things about strangers. It's
kind of cool. It's almost like spying, except it's not.
I wouldn't mind living somewhere like
Baltimore, though. Maybe not the downtown area, or anywhere near the projects,
but there are nice areas there (from what I hear). College Park was lovely. I
don't know if I'd get bored of a place like that, though. I don't feel like I
would, but I never had that problem. Then again, I always go to the same place
to eat, to the same place to hang out... I like that. I love adventure, and new
things, but I don't want that to pertain to where I live. I don't want every day
to be an adventure.
Well, we'll see what happens.
Tuesday, March 15th
I had a good day. No pictures to prove it unfortunately, because I didn't take
my camera along. First I beat George in 9 ball. That was awesome. I won a
free dinner. Maybe I shouldn't be so happy considering he spotted me on
the 2 ball, but hey, free dinner is free dinner, and it was quite good. Then I
won my match at the Edge, which included a game-winning 8-ball bank shot that I
practiced the night before. It's always wonderful when you practice something
and then it carries over to when it counts. And the team won 4-1. Went over to
Barfly to wish Kim a happy birthday. Spoke to Adrian, which was nice, because I
hate being on bad terms with people, and he and I haven't spoken since New
Years. Lost to Julie later on, but I almost won, and though that doesn't count
in a game, it means something to me. So I had a nice day, overall. Tomorrow I'm
going to Maryland for a few days, and I have an appointment set up for a
research assistant job there. I hope that goes well, considering that the idea
was so last minute for me. I feel that most of the important decisions I make in
my life are sporadic. Ah well... So then, I'll have pictures when I come back
from the trip, most of them probably of Anthony's closed eyes.
Sunday, March 13th
Pool at Speak Easy. We won 4-1, we're still in first place, and I beat a 6 in
three games! 'Twas a good day.
Saturday, March 12th
The next morning...
    
    
Mike, Mike, Mariya, and I, at my house. Green tea, Chinese food,
fortune cookies, and conversations
~
On our way to Brooklyn...
Mariya checking her bruised
knees after I pinned her down at Mike's dorm
Crazy outdoor jeans sale. Mike sneaks Mariya into Cooper Union to try on a pair

Yay spying on familiar people from the bar and finding out what they waste the
rest of their time doing
Where's the Cube,
dude?
I'm confused

~
Brooklyn in "da house"....
I never feel like myself when using slang, so I always have to
quote it...to accentuate the awkwardness that exists.
Home sweet home,
The Verrazano
The street
The stop
The cemetery
The birds outside my house with their strange synchronies of communication.
My brother, Theodore, who
better be adding hits to my site now that he's on it.
My cat!!! My adorable, lovely, cat, Mary!!!

Mike thought he could jump over the puddle, well, hahahaha; this is such a
useless thing to put up on the site, but hahaha anyway, and I should've taken a
video of it now that I think about it, damn.
~
At Anyway, the Russian cafe in Brooklyn...
   

A few white Russians
Friday, March 11th
Thursday, March 10th
SPRING
BREAK!!!!!!
Ok, that's out of my system. What happened to the excitement about
Spring Break anyway? I seem to be the only one... Maybe it hasn't hit anyone
yet. Maybe I belong somewhere in Cancun...
I ended up bar hopping yesterday.
Inadvertently though. AJ told me that this is what happens when I expect too
much. He's right too. I never used to expect to have fun, and I always ended up
having fun, but last night I really thought many people out there shared my
feelings about the onset of vacation.
So Thirsty Scholar sucked. I didn't see anyone from NYU, not
even the girl who throws these NYU events. We were out of there so fast that I
didn't have time to take pictures of the pathetic old men at the bar.
I did get some more Cooper Union geek pictures. We
stopped by there beforehand.
Jake and Mike doing homework
on a Thursday night (let it be known that this was after 10 PM)
Some unidentified
members of the popular Cooper Union Frisbee club. Go geeks!
~
After Thirsty Scholar we walked over to The
Cellar on 14th St. Also, no one there. Though they did have two-dollar cans of
beer, and that temporarily made me happy.
Ok, I know you can't tell
I'm happy from my pictures, but that's the best I can do.
At least my eyes are
always open in pictures.

Shuang and Lindsay
Sorry Mike. I'm going to put the picture up of your shirt, so you won't be able to wear the
same thing again to my party tomorrow. But that's only because I want you to
wear that sexy turtleneck of yours.
~
After The Cellar, Matt dragged us to 55th St.
to Sasha's Lounge, where there was some big Russian get-together. Them Russians,
man, they're starting to invade Manhattan, too.
It sucked. I didn't even take pictures. But
if you are interested in the mental imagery, I can describe it to you: loud
Russian (and surprisingly some American) pop music. Guys in tight black Armani
shirts with so much gel in their hair Ok. I
won't go on.
So Anthony and Mike said "it's not our crowd"
and took a taxi back. I left not long after that.
~
Went to the Edge. I figured I'd at least play some pool. Haven't
played in almost a week.
At The Edge:
AJ
Julie
John
William

The Edge was pretty empty, except the pool
list was strangely long, and I was getting bored. Julie told me she was going to
go to this other bar nearby, so I joined her.
~
We went to Cherry Tavern.

It's a pretty nice place, I wish I would've known about it
sooner. The beer was cheap, the pool table was small (I love small pool tables
because of my height), and it was full of young guys.
And the cute dog that jumped on
the pool table.
*P.S. Julie, I looked around my website, and I
still don't know what you're talking about...
Tuesday, March 8th
[20:54:36] Mariya: that's it
[20:54:42] Mariya: we can't talk or hang out anymore
[20:54:55] Mariya: anything i say or do will end up
online in picture or text format
Didn't go to pool...again. Didn't study much either,
unfortunately. I was too tired and hungry, but I did watch the 24 episode I
missed yesterday, and went out to dinner with my roommate, my mom, and my
grandma.

Monday March 7th
Actually, it's already Tuesday. And I have a midterm at 9 AM. I was out partying
all night.....
No. Actually, I wasn't. I studied. I even missed 24. I haven't
missed a single episode yet. I must download it when all of this is over.
Oh, if anyone is into Russian rock, like Nautilius Pampilius,
Kino, or Upiter, I'm going to a concert on Sunday Mar 20th somewhere in Park
Slope, if you want to go, let me know, I'll tell you where to get tickets.
Sunday, March 6th
12:17 AM Serafina continues to procrastinate....
::Messages a friend of a friend whom she has not spoken to since
August::
[00:15:33] ErOtOpHiLe: brb
[00:15:43] egorl83: ?
[00:15:48] ErOtOpHiLe: HAHAAHA
[00:15:51] ErOtOpHiLe: awkward!
[00:15:54] egorl83: hrhr
[00:15:57] ErOtOpHiLe: I thought it be funny
[00:16:01] egorl83: oh
[00:16:10] egorl83: it would be if i wasn't in the middle of my chinese hw
[00:16:17] ErOtOpHiLe: ah well, it cracked me up
[00:16:24] egorl83: hehe
[00:16:27] ErOtOpHiLe: later
[00:16:30] egorl83: that's really what matters
[00:16:30] egorl83: bye
12 PM
Damn you Mike, 
you made me procrastinate. Again. And now again, because I'm
writing about it.
Saturday, March 5th
After a 3 1/2 hour conversation with Anthony
about various dimensions of awkwardness, I announce that he has been upgraded to
the friends section on my "People" page. Back
to studying.
Friday, March 4th
Inadvertent gathering of people with various levels of Jewness
in my apartment.
Drunken calculations and recalculations of Jewness:
Serafina: 1/4 sorta
Jew
Mike: ALL Jew
Mariya: 3/8 weird
fraction Jew (including possible daily additions)
Buggsy: 1/2 Apathetic Jew
Madeline: Unidentified Jew:
Penalized for lateness and not included in calculations.
<-- The
results
   
Mike's shoe, Mariya's fake support, and Buggsy's
continued blatant apathy in the evening's highlights.
Some drinking...
At The Edge:
Douglas!:
back from the dead. Finally made it to my website.
Douglas trying to look a
little cooler.
Douglas overdoing it a
bit.
Jay is awesome.

Thursday, March 3rd
Kevin's gift to me from the west coast.
And later at The Edge...
George got me a Jets beer
holder! Spontaneous gifts rule! And I had a great excuse to get free drinks:
"please fill my beer holder"

George
William
Cooper
AJ
Peter
Eric


Ronnie and Michelle

Wednesday, March 2nd
11 PM
I
found out that people check my site daily. Now I feel the need to have something
new daily to check. So I will, even if it's just me talking about something no
one is interested in. For instance, I just had some nice Thai Vegetable Soup.
The place downstairs has pretty good lunch specials. I always leave something
left over for dinner, which is nice. Speaking of boring, I came across such a
site. I love the fact that things can reach such an extreme sometimes that they
end up at the other extreme. For example, the site I found. It's so dull that
it's actually amusing. And their logo is a pair of shoes! That's awesome.
See for yourself:
http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/
On a totally different note, I love 24. Jack
Bauer rules.
See, he rules.
12 PM and onwards..

I got a pic from my old roommate Leah in my email box! This is
from Christmas Eve 2003 at Carnegie Hall. Awesome.
Other pics from tonight will be up shortly. I'm too
tired to put them up now. Twas a long night. It's almost 4 AM now. I went out to
Demsey's with Anthony and Mike. Anthony still thinks he can beat me at pool. And
once again I proved otherwise. 4-1. I rule. Then I went to The Edge.
Sometime in between it all...
Went to Demsey's with Anthony and Mike.
 
I have a feeling people are hanging out with me just to see pics
of them on my site. That's awesome.
By the way, the reason my pics are getting smaller and smaller
on the site has nothing to do with those hallucinogens you took an hour ago.
It's because it takes me forever to save each one twice and then hyperlink the
small ones so that when you click on it they enlarge. Thus, I want people to
actually click on the pics. P.S. If anyone has the script please let me know.
P.P.S. If anyone wants to help me out with setting up this blogging thing called
"Nucleus" on the site please let me know.
Anthony
Mike's skeleton toe socks
Anthony finally wins a game.
Anthony gets to use
his quarters for peanuts instead.
The plethora of peanuts Anthony gets for his quarter.
Demsey's doesn't
have a bridge (a.k.a. "bitch stick" a.k.a. "shorty stick") so I got to climb on
the table!
After I got tired of beating Anthony, I went over to The Edge to
take pics of people who are still missing from my friends page. I found out from Phil that Satellite has open mic on Tuesdays and
Wednesdays, so I'm probably going to go embarrass myself there next Wednesday.
Come watch.
Tuesday, March 1st
So
much stuff to do...I finally have all the data from my experiment (all except
this little 5 minute thing that no one is volunteering for <hint hint>) so I'm
trying to analyze it, but with over 18000 data points SPSS keeps freezing. I
think I finally found a solution that I'll try out tomorrow.
As soon as I am through this week, I'll
try to make March more bloggy (is that a word now?), in that I'll try to have
comments built into the context of the page. Stay tuned.
And I won to a 2 today. Had to win three
games, not my usual two. It was pretty bad, and I hope I can attribute it to the
lack of sleep I've recently had.
I haven't had enough: to February -->
February
All previous months --> Link to Life was.
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